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Cosmo Sex Tip #676
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
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RAGGED TAGGED BIDNESS. The Rules: Rule 1: Always post the rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 12 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 12 new people and link them to the post. Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them. I was tagged by: Nickel2Sulfate [[MORE]] 1. What is your favorite childhood T.V. show? Oh man, uh, I don’t think I had just one, but if I...
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I had a dream last night that was basically Doctor Who except with the Mythbusters. It was great.
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Coney Island Art Institute: snowman1940:... →
snowman1940: onemindarmy: kubbypan: thought i’d share a drawing trick?? ok so make a heck ton of scribbles and squiggles …. you might see something come out of it- its comING OUT well look at that I give up Oh wow That’s actually pretty neat. I may actually have to try this.
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Seriously though, where the Hannibal fandom come from?   they all just appeared out of nowhere all of a sudden.
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epimeral asked: my mind first went to tonks. so yeah. that's the fictional character that you are, apparently.
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If I was a fictional character, who would I be?
amisickorsane: clockworkpain: #10 points for reasoning behind your decision you get my eternal love if you do this I will accept answers with or without your reasoning because like me some people are Lazy as fuck.
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wheretheoscarwildethingsare replied to your post: I just bought Paranorman and Coraline. Which… CORALINE boukwurm replied to your post: I just bought Paranorman and Coraline. Which… Coraline :3 Coraline it is then.
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vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean whatever you want it to I’d say.
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my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
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Remember how I got academically dismissed from PSU? Yeah, well I just found out that they went and charged me tuition for spring term anyway. I am *not* amused.
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I just bought Paranorman and Coraline. Which should I watch first?
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sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger  You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
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lord-kitschener: anyway starting Hannibal ep2 before sleep.  Three kids walking in the woods have found a patch of ground that has a bunch of arms with tubes attached sticking out judging by the soundtrack, they have stumbled upon the burial grounds of the Overcaffeinated Xylophone Killer
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lord-kitschener: look, I hate vegangelicals, too, but posting meat and dairy in vegan-related tags is motherfucking dumb and unfunny
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boukwurm: kinigget: I love how when you’re talkign about Puella Magi Madoka Magica you can just say an episode number and everyone knows what you’re talking about Nine 6 was the worst for me because I absolutely did *not* see that coming. but yeah. 9.
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let go of my mouse cord cat it is not a real mouse you don’t even chase real mice
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oh hey another follower. And this makes 97 people who find me interesting enough that they have decided to see everything I post.
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